That Awkward Moment When A Stranger Sneeze Farts In The Bathroom
This question has been racking my brain all night.
Yesterday I was at the urinal when the only guy in the stall next to me at the time let out a loud, furious sneeze fart. And I mean loud. It literally made me jump. All I could think of was this scene from Hall Pass.
What do you do if you’re me? Do you say, “God bless you”? Do you walk out without saying anything? Does the guy in the stall use the same piece of toilet paper to wipe his nose then to wipe his ass? So. Many. Questions.
In that moment, I wasn’t very poised. I was so caught off guard by the sheer volume of the sneeze fart that I kind of just mumbled something that wasn’t even words and walked out.
What should I have done? Leave a comment and let me know or tweet me @Joey_Lance so I can be more prepared if this happens in the future.